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http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=282799181
&s=143441
buy that shit!
music and lyrics by bo burnham
Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it,
And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming,
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin
Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies
Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly ellipses.
If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya.
You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya
I'm bo yo
And im the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think im clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater im hot
Im a real G shawty that can really find your g spot
Go to a
Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3
Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree)
That's right, consider yourself warned
Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn
Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram
Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.
First base, were making out
Second base, im getting faked out.
Third base, im getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
But I just don't know I said I just don't care
My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
Cause you can smell and spell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think
Chorus...
Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
Im like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise.
My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im jerkin with
Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with...
Cause theres an inverse relationship between respect and sects
Im talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect
That says you cant have sex with members of different sects, but you cant have sex with members of the same sex
So if the sects cant be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame
And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don't feel right then u can write my name
Chorus....
Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics
This isn't about ironic pigment
If youre imagining this then I'm a chronic figment.
My junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude baech people think im lookin for lost rings
Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.
Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin
Cuase im not homophobic, my morals are straight and
If im in the closet then you are below me (blow me)
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey タグ:rapfunnysongboburnham 投稿日: June 18, 2008, 4:42 am 閲覧数: 2958249 投票: 4.80(５点満点) 14347 人の平均
マイ whole family...
4:30
http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/
Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes!
three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
thinks i'm gay
YO this is NOT homophobic...its suppose to be a joke? ha ha?
subscribe if you like it
music and lyrics by bo burnham
Everytime i go to dinner
it seems like im getting a little bit thinner
I'll sit down at the breakfast table
i can talk, but theyre not able
When i look at them i find
there's a single question on their mind.
i wish it could go back to the way it was
its not easy no because...
My whole family thinks im gay
i guess its always been that way.
Maybe its cause of the way i walk,
that makes them think that i like...boys
The goddamn question just wont go away
cause i get asked every single day
but the way they ask it is no disguise,
like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?"
This is the worst, baby this was my fear
Now their opinions are crystal clear.
My whole family now is shocked,
I'm in the closet and the door is locked.
Now my glory days are gone,
I was John Elway now im Elton John.
My whole family now suspects,
That watching spongebob had side-effects.
But im not gay and thats what i said,
If i'm gay then god strike me dead.
Just cause i go to an all-guys school,
Doesnt mean Justin Timberlake makes me drool.
When I go outside, what do i see?
The clouds in the sky spell "F-A-G"
I think that God might think im gay,
What does he know anyway.
My grandma gave me a present just last year,
and the card said, "Happy Birthday queer!"
My whole family thinks im "fab"
There's a guys butt, hey bo, take a stab!
Why doesn't he get women, theres no other way,
Its cause I'm lanky, not cause i'm gay.
Just cause I'm afraid of the snow,
Or my favorite color is, the rainbow.
I dont mean to yell but i fear i must,
Cause I'm losing the people that i thought i could trust.
Even my boyfriend thinks im gay...just kidding
You all probably think I'm gay,
Man this song is counterproductive...
la la la la la...
Cause my whole family thinks I'm gay,
What am i suppose to say?
Baby you gotta see right through the haze,
Easy-Bake oven was just a phase.
My whole family thinks i'm queer,
That is all i ever hear,
But ive been as straight as a ramp,
If you dont count Bible camp. タグ:gaysongpianofamily 投稿日: December 22, 2006, 3:44 am 閲覧数: 2080978 投票: 4.90(５点満点) 11663 人の平均
boburnham honda commercial
0:38
Bo Burnham features in an exclusive Bob's Honda advert, originally broadcast in Volume II of SJPN's Super 8 High School Gameday coverage. Unscripted, footage shot by PJ Mugford and Sean O'Hara, Edited and Produced by Josh Stansfield and Craig Cannon. タグ:boburnhamhondabob'ssjpn 投稿日: March 29, 2007, 12:17 pm 閲覧数: 781995 投票: 4.80(５点満点) 1795 人の平均
3:36
Spongebob Sing New Math By Boburnham!! タグ:spongebobsingnewmathbyboburnham!! 投稿日: August 27, 2008, 5:27 am 閲覧数: 100 投票: 3.70(５点満点) 3 人の平均
for boburnham
0:55
Just saying hi to a talented dude タグ:merandomshoutoutnew 投稿日: December 3, 2007, 4:33 pm 閲覧数: 1495 投票: 3.70(５点満点) 10 人の平均
a day in life of boburnham (shortened)
1:20
Its a clip from bo burnhams "A day in the life" so watch, rate and enjoy タグ:funnyboburnhambasketballimprov 投稿日: August 12, 2008, 5:25 am 閲覧数: 101 投票: 4.50(５点満点) 2 人の平均
rehab center for fictional characters
4:38
http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/
Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes!
three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
music and lyrics by bo burnham
hey I'm Santa Claus,
I'm the king of snow
I hate my wife because
she is ho ho ho
She used to please me everyday
Then she made it clear
that Santa's only s'pose to come once year
Now i buy whores
Rock n roll
and i stuff their stockings
with my north pole
I had a wonderful life
With a healthy household
and a beautiful wife
and a pot full of gold
then my wife spent my riches all by herself
and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf
now i drink all day
and a part of me dies
cause my wife's gettin gangbanged
by the rice krispie guys
Everyday i get up, and i get to work late,
my boss says "hey whatsup?"
i say im grrrrrrowing tired of this shit
the kids they laugh cause im a sensitive cat
"big pussy!" i cant argue with that
if another kid gives me frosted flakes
i swear on my life, ill eat his parents.
im the easter bunny hey im back
used to funny now im hooked on crack
heaps of heroine aint no joke
marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke
coooooke
drugs for life thats my plan
but now i have no attention sp.....
hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick
i think they got herpes from some irish chick
santa, tony, could you guys please stop?
oh snap.....crackle and pop タグ:fictionalcharactersrehabsongcomedyguitar 投稿日: May 21, 2007, 3:03 am 閲覧数: 1732784 投票: 4.90(５点満点) 10056 人の平均
re: boburnham honda commercial
1:04
shannon (impersonating) vanessa (crying), and kimberly (filming) who all love bo very very much and want him to add us on facebook, decided to throw a slumber party where we spent most of the night naked and making out with one another. we got clothed strictly so that our video would not be deleted off of youtube. and thus, we dedicate this video to our mutual love, mr.burnham, and if you are reading this, we love you. a lot. タグ:boburnhammarianopolishondacommercial 投稿日: January 20, 2008, 11:21 am 閲覧数: 1974 投票: 2.00(５点満点) 7 人の平均
boburnham fuck you! no fucking joke.
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FUCK YOU DICK. BLOODY MOTHERFUCKIN' ASSHOLE. YOU'RE A ONE TRICK PONY. タグ:fuckingloserdipshitasscock 投稿日: August 26, 2008, 4:33 am 閲覧数: 99 投票: 2.10(５点満点) 7 人の平均
